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Chicken Math Calculator

WHAT IS CHICKEN MATH?

Chicken math is the bizarre and unexplained phenomenon of chicken multiplication. It starts with a modest coop and a few hens. In the beginning, chickens appear in droves, and no one knows where they came from. 

The influx in chickens is shortly followed by the spontaneous generation of other fowl- ducks, peafowl, guinea fowl, turkey, etc. 

In severe cases of chicken math, mysterious arrivals of goats and beehives develop.

Once contracted, there is no cure for chicken math.

To see how you may be impacted by chicken math, please utilize the Chicken Math Calculator below

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D j

Monday 25th of September 2023

Rip started with 43 wanted 2 have 7 and 3 goats.

Justin

Monday 18th of September 2023

this calculator made me laugh so hard.

Susan

Thursday 30th of March 2023

This chicken math calculator made me laugh like i haven't laughed in ages. Thank you so much!!!!!

Raqeeb Raees

Thursday 3rd of June 2021

Hi ! We had started eggs business but due to lack of information and knowledge we lose a lot but from know I knew to much that I were never know before thanks to you ☺️ ............

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